First take a photo of its magnificance, then become friends, compare bumps and take a "selfie"
Next ferociously chop it with your biggest knife
Fill the fridge with your wonderfully chopped segments
Put some in the freezer to see how that turns out- not so good, I was imagining a watermelon ice lolly but it is a bit solid.
Then share the watermelon love and celebration with Fred the tortoise...
As you can see he loved it, but after feeding him this segment I thought I should check whether or not domesticated tortoises are safe to eat watermelon.
The general online consensus is not :(
Don't worry I have kept a close eye on him and he seems none the worse for wear. Its a shame really because he loved it! Oh well more for me.